Author of The Winter King and The Sinking City. MFA Professor. Purveyor of Macabre Jokes.
(Trollolay, Give us of your white bread, And none of your gray!)
Where thou and I this night maun gae
and nurse me with split pea soup
How to Talk to Crows
garlic and sapphires in the mud
we will not share Antigonus' fate
and other Dillard reflections
(and functions similarly to a time vortex)
and keeping a stiff upper lip about it
Or, however April Fools works when you've missed a deadline
